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Hilarious Halloween Joke: What Do You Call a Barking Pumpkin? Find Out Here!

Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Joke: What’s the Witty Name for a Barking Pumpkin? Find Out Now!

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Hilarious Halloween Joke: What Do You Call a Barking Pumpkin? Find Out Here!

Crack Up with this Hilarious Halloween Joke: Learn What to Call a Pumpkin that Can’t Stop Barking!

In the thick of Halloween, a trending joke on social media asks: What’s the name for a barking pumpkin?

Dad jokes, with their simple humor, never fail to amuse anyone, regardless of age. This is a joke that everyone in the family can enjoy.

What do you call a barking pumpkin?

Gourd is another word for pumpkin and it sounds like a guard dog. So funny!

More funny pumpkin jokes

Here are some more hilarious pumpkin jokes that will keep you laughing right up to October 31…

  • What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
  • What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie, everyone.
  • Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid? It had no guts.
  • Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
  • What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een.
  • What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed.
  • How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
  • Where does a pumpkin preach? From the pulp-it.
  • What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.
  • What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin with a pumpkin.
  • Why was the gourd so gossip-y? To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
  • Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.

You’ll enjoy this Halloween joke too. What do you call a single vampire?

Pumpkin puns for your captions

These pumpkin puns will crack you up too, and they’re great for your Halloween Instagram captions…

  • Life is gourd.
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • Go big or gourd home.
  • Just a couple of country pumpkins
  • Gourd vibes only
  • What’s cooking, gourd looking?
  • Oh my gourd! I love fall.
  • You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
  • Hey, gourd looking!
  • Let the gourd times roll.
  • Carve out some fun this fall.
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